Author Archives: Kate Policani
Taking Notes
What kind of information do you actually jot down while reading?
When I’m just reading “for fun” I jot down quotes I love. I try to review everything with at least a few sentences so I remember that I’ve already read it and what it was about. When someone smart suggested the quick review, I resisted because I didn’t want to include work in my fun. After a few grudging mini-reviews, though I realized how valuable those few sentences were. I began texting them to email after every book. I assign them to a “win” or “fail” category based on whether I liked it or even read the entire book.
Here is the one for Divergent by Veronica Roth in the “win” category: “Imaginative and fascinating. I love her characters and their inner examination of bravery, loyalty, and selflessness.”
This is the mini-review for Fires of Winter by Johanna Lindsey in the “fail” category: “I don’t like stories about girls who hate being girls. No sympathy.”
When I’m planning on reviewing the book for my blog, I take more notes.
Names: I write down all the names I can so that I spell them right and can keep track of characters. I hate going back through the book to try to be sure I spelled the characters’ name right. I don’t normally discuss all the characters, but I want those names handy when I do.
Places: If the places aren’t a name I will remember, I jot these down too. Normally I don’t need it for real locations.
Things I liked: I like to make note as I go along so I don’t forget the notable things. I’m pretty good at remembering, but as I get older my memory gets less and less reliable. Writing it down a few times also helps me formulate how I’ll describe it in the review.
Problems: This is the most valuable part of the review. It hurts, but any problems in the work are learning experiences for me, my blog readers, and the writers of the book. The single biggest learning experience so far is to get your book edited by someone else. Yes, the dead horse is enduring another beating. I was so depressed about the numerous spelling, punctuation, and even word usage errors in books I was reviewing that I made it a rule for review that you name your editor. It DOES make a difference. FACT: I just got some helpful corrections from an awesome blogger/writer friend on The Silver Collar, which I didn’t have edited. I read and reread it but still missed that in a story of only 12,000 words. (People didn’t volunteer any corrections either. I had to ask.)
How about you? What do you note while you are reading?
Self-Publishing Timelines
There are plenty of lists telling you how long it will take you to get your book “out there” as an indie author. There aren’t many that outline how long it will take you to “Make it” in whatever way you see that. Amanda Hocking took one year. Another author mentioned that it took her 2 or 3 years before her books began to sell regularly.
Success in Self-publishing isn’t all about how you get the book out there. It is a big step, but it is the first step, not the end.
I’d love to make timeline of success! I have to “Make it” first. For me that means that people buy my books without me feeling I am squeezing buyers out like juice out of a turnip. It also means that my books pay themselves off (Editing and cover art costs, promotions and fees) within maybe a year. I’d be so happy with that!
I admit that when I first put out my book in September, I started daydreaming about buying myself a new car with my book earnings. I still do that from time to time.
Here are some timelines for the actual launch of the book:
http://www.spawn.org/editing/publish_timeline.htm
http://media.wiley.com/product_data/excerpt/21/04717995/0471799521.pdf Page 15
http://catherineryanhoward.com/2010/03/27/createspacetimeline/
A timeline about Self-published books and their successes, complete with graphs and charts:
Here are some other cool links I found while I was looking for the others. (That always happens!)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/books/28selfpub.html?_r=1&emc=eta1 The New York Times on self-publishing and the changes in the publishing industry.
http://talkingwriting.com/?p=19426 This is a Self-publishing Timeline in that it is a history of self-publishing. It will surprise you!
http://www.writersdigest.com/writing-articles/by-writing-goal/get-published-sell-my-work/directory-of-self-publishing-companies A Directory of self-publishing companies.
Here is my “Timeline of Success” so far:
September 29, 2011: Released The Disenchanted Pet
10 sales total in the first month.
March 2012 Signed on Kindle Select: No sales AT ALL
Total sales for The Disenchanted Pet :
7 Createspace (paperback incl. Amazon)
10 Smashwords sales, 52 total downloads (including freebies)
8 Kindle sales
February 29,2012: Released The Lustre
Blog release party, 10 sales total during party
Promotion on multiple book sites
Total sales for The Lustre:
5 CreateSpace sales (paperback incl. Amazon)
10 Smashwords sales, 30 total downloads
14 Kindle sales
And The Silver Collar has sold 6 copies on Kindle even though it is free on Smashwords and I put a link to the free download as a “review”. People are so weird.
What is your “Timeline”?
Had to share this one! Thanks Novel Girl! http://rebeccaberto.com/
Serious Humor
Wha? Serious Humor sounds like an oxymoron. Well, it is, but it’s also a legitimate technique that I love to use.
Serious humor is mostly situational. A character is engaging in activities that are not humorous, but something occurs to make them humorous, or the nature of the scene makes it funny. I used this type of humor a lot in How to Win Friends and Influence Magicians. You get all the laughs of a joke without ruining the serious messages of your book.
Example:
‘“Really?” I scolded the nearest building, showing it my most fierce expression of reproach. “Is this how you’re going to do it?” The building tried to pretend it didn’t hear me. I turned to a building on the other side that I know was in on the whole thing too. “Are you serious?” I demanded of the building. “Are you honestly going to set up some hocus-pocus barrier to keep me in like a trapped rat?” The building looked belligerent, knowing it was guilty. But it didn’t apologize. So I yelled at it for a while, though it didn’t help me get out.’Everyone has yelled an inanimate objects. The character is serious and angry, but the situation is funny. Serious humor!
Another example would be a group of characters following another character in secret. The purpose is serious and the characters are serious about it, but you can make it really funny as they try not to get caught and have to react to the movements of the one they are following.
Face it, life is hilarious. If it doesn’t make you laugh, it makes you crazy. So laugh! It costs less than institutional care.
Sunday Blogging
I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about Sunday that makes it such a light blogging views day. I could hope that all of you Saints are spending the whole day at church, but that probably isn’t it.
Friday is by far my best views day. Whatever I post will get more views. Saturday is pretty good too. But Sunday you’re all tired of being online or raiding Heroic Valonia or something.
Do you read more blogs on Friday and skip it altogether on Sunday? Why?
A New Wattpad Short Story: Horarium
“Horarium”
Genre: Science Fiction
This is another new story, I’ve just begun on Wattpad for use as a free short story. When finished, I will post it many other places for free reading.
http://www.wattpad.com/4413365-horarium
Synopsis:
Two teens fall prey to the deadly Horarium Virus, which kills the infected within 11 months. Banished to the Quarantine Zone, they meet and find love within tragedy,. They also learn profound truths about life and humanity as they face impending death.
Cover photo by Pedro Simao http://www.sxc.hu/photo/708452
Deep Breath
Ok! I’m working on focusing. Deep breath! Aaah…Whoooo. Maybe I had too much coffee. (Kidding! There’s no such thing.)
I have to remind myself not to become anxious or insane about my writing success. My inner Cuckoo wants to SEE some RESULTS NOW!!!! But that isn’t how it works. This is a slow process, gradual.
This is, I think, a thing with authors. We begin to obsess about the mechanics of it, how many books we sell, how many people follow our blog…. It’s maddening, how slow everything is, especially in self-publishing.
My neuroses:
Am I doing it wrong?
Am I missing something?
Am I failing and don’t know it?
Why don’t people want to buy my book?
The truth:
This is a new frontier–online self-publishing. We are in the new Gold Rush.
It takes more than 9 months to “build a platform” and establish oneself online.
I am NOT writing for the money. I am selling to pay for editing so I can create something beautiful.
Just because I feel like having stuff happen, doesn’t mean it will.
Just because I’m too busy to deal with things doesn’t mean things won’t happen.
I can’t make this happen with my mental powers. (ESP and Telekinesis is very weak in my family. I can only move individual molecules with my mind. I can only read 1/2 second of people’s thoughts. It sounds like “Urp!” “Buh!” “Gek” :P)
What I am doing, when I have time to do it, is enough for now.
Breathe in, Aaaahhh. Breathe out, Whooo.
For my friends who are unsure, here’s a lady who knows both sides!
Short Story Success!
I had to just drop a few lines to say that I am having amazing success with my free short story! (Thanks for reading if you did!) I just went over the 200 downloads mark in 3 weeks! It has surpassed my other free ebook already that has been out since November.
Also, I’ve gotten some feedback from friends who hadn’t gotten around to reading any of my work. I think I’m getting a chance because of the quick read. I’m always so happy when someone likes my writing–like I get when I buy someone the perfect gift.
I would definitely recommend the free short story as a promotion! I’ve gotten some sales since releasing my “free sample”!







