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The Disenchanted Pet in Paperback!

The Disenchanted Pet is now available on CreateSpace in Paperback form! https://www.createspace.com/3657962

It will also be availble on Amazon in 3-5 days, if you prefer that!

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Loving Amazon Associates!

I have to say that Amazon Associates ROCKS! I get paid to advertise my own book, something I would be doing anyway. Anybody selling their own stuff on Amazon NEEDS to sign up with Amazon Associates. (They already have all your info anyway.) https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/join/getstarted_eighth?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_t=501&ref_=amb_link_7464442_3&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=&pf_rd_s=assoc-center-10&pf_rd_r=&pf_rd_i=assoc_join_getstarted_seventh

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Next?

So my book is on Kindle and I’m waiting for the proofs of the print books from CreateSpace so I can approve them. Now I have to decide which review blogs to submit with, and when I want to add new venues for my book. I don’t love the reasearch part, especially when I feel like I already finished my goal. Self discipline is thin on a Monday morning with only 1.5 cups of coffe in me.

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The Disenchanted Pet Is now Available on Kindle!

Click the link below to order The Disenchanted Pet for Kindle!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005NXE0F0?ie=UTF8&tag=httpkatepoliw-20&linkCode=shr&camp=213733&creative=393177&creativeASIN=B005NXE0F0&redirect=true&ref_=sr_1_1&qid=1316452263&sr=8-1&assoc_ss_swlb=1&creativeASIN=B005NXE0F0

If you review The Disenchanted Pet on Amazon, email me at katepolicani@gmail.com and include your Amazon reviewer name and physical address. I’ll send you an “I heart My SaSa” decal!

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The Disenchanted Pet is “In Review” on Amazon!

I’ve posted the Kindle version of my book, The Disenchanted Pet and it will be up in 24 hours! Only 99 cents! I love and believe in the 99 cent ebook.
Links to follow as soon as they exist!

There was a lot of formatting work and messing around, partly because I didn’t know what I was doing. I downloaded the KindleGen converter and the Kindle Previewer, messed with those endlessly, and finally was happy with it. Then I discovered a button below the file upload section that said “preview submission”. DUR!

Now to screw up in the CreateSpace submission process…

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The Marketing Idea

I got the decals and tried them out! What do you think?

I heart My SaSaI got the decals for my inkjet printer from Office Depot. It was kind of a pain to get them because they were out of stock in most of the stores in my area. They also don’t always print the first time and simulate a paper jam, ruining the first half-inch of the paper. Blue ink for the words did not work well.

My plan is to give these to anyone who reviews my book on Amazon and emails me with their Amazon name (so I can read their review) and address to send to.

I also got some iron-on transfer for cloth also, and I’m not sure what to make out of them except T-shirts. A book bag maybe? Bookmarks would be cool too.

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Some Marketing Fun!

I wanted some kind of little gift to give my friends who have supported me in my goal of publishing my own work. These are some ideas for window decals. What do you think? I’d love to read your comments!

Window Cling

Window Cling 2

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My Notes on Reading Like A Writer by Francine Prose

Reading Like a Writer by Francine Prose

Rarely do I like a nonfiction book enough to read it from cover to cover and take notes voluntarily. I did for this book because there was some stuff I just didn’t wan to forget. This is good stuff! My notes were as follows:

Close reading: Reading a book “closely” allows you to see beyond the plot, characters,
and ideas in the book.

Words: Word choice tells the reader about the author and shapes the tone of the story. It shows why certain writers endure.

Sentences: Look at the really great sentences! Sentences are what writing is about.

Paragraphs: Paragraphs are the completeness of the work and give it a musical quality, a rhythm.

Narration: Who is listening? On what occasion is the story being told and why? Is the protagonist projecting this heartfelt confession out into the ozone, and, if so, what is
ithe proper tone to assume when the ozone is one’s audience?

Character: Characters are defined by how you describe them, what they say, and what they do.

Dialogue: You can’t and shouldn’t try to make fictional dialogue sound like actual speech.

Details: God is in the details. They make the story and drive it.

Gesture: The description of gesture sets good writing apart from common. Common writing describes common gesture while good writing shakes things up.

Learning from Chekov: Books are still the best way of taking great art and its consolations with us on the bus.

Reading for Courage: The fear of writing badly, of revealing something you would rather keep hidden, of losing the good opinion of the world, of violating your own high standards, or discovering something about yourself that you would just as soon not know, prevent people from writing. Literature is an endless source of courage and confirmation.

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How to write a “Vampire Chick” novel/series (based on the ones I’ve read):

Create a character who is in her late 20’s to mid-thirties who is or becomes a vampire, never voluntarily. She doesn’t want to be a vampire or hates herself since she became one. She has to be “nice” and hates sucking blood. She has to be either unnaturally innocent or a world-weary bad girl grown up. Both innocence and past pain are hooks for us to care about her.

Start her out being a “normal girl” with flaws like bad hair or clumsiness, but reveal her to be secretly superhot or become so as the book goes on. She also has to be special in some random way; she reads minds, sees ghosts, has visions, knows jujitsu etc.

She either has to be a fashionista or despise/not care about clothing. Have the love interest be frustrated by this–he is a high-class man or he is a no-nonsense guy–inverse to the character’s value of looks and dress.

If she becomes a vampire in the book she has to be unusually sane during her “newborn vampire” stage or not go through it at all. Accept or reject any piece of vampire lore as fits your story. Use the explanation of “what vampires are really like” to add word count to your story.

You must create one gay character to show how non-homophobic you are. There are extra tolerance points if the person is the main character’s best friend.

There must be a best friend for her to protect or to protect her. Other’s love for her shows she is lovable and her love for them makes her lovable. Have the best friend encourage her in the opposite of the desires of the love interest to add drama.

Every man has to be sinfully handsome, whether he’s the love interest or the bad guy. Even though the main character is portrayed as a shlub at first, she must be irresistable to all the male characters (except the gay bff and even that is open to interpretation).

One of the hot guys must be a vampire hunter with a love/hate relationship. He can hate her at first and then fall in love. He can protect her until she becomes a vampire and then turn on her. You get the idea.

The love interest can be any hot guy from the ancient vampire to the vampire hunter, or even another supernatural being. It doesn’t matter. He is a decoration for the main character. Spend a lot of time describing how attracted the main character is to the love interest. Slather it on and make it really embarassing. Bonus sexy points if she can’t control herself around him and vice-versa.

There is no other woman in the love interest’s eyes but the main character, though he has to have had scads of women before her. A beautiful, intimidating, evil ex can be the best bad guy or assistant-to-the-bad-guy.

Any other mythical race can be real or a myth based on how many super characters you want. If they usually hate vampires, your character has to be the exception unless the bad guy is non-vampire or non-human. Describe how the mythical races work for word count.

Somehow your character must always be the key to saving the city/country/world from super-evil forces. Danger and magnitude must grow throughout the novel/series with a maximum of one week in-between threats.

Many terrible injuries must occur to your main character so we can feel bad for her. If she isn’t yet a vampire, they never require physical therapy, ruin her looks, or permanently disable her. If she is a vampire, they heal quickly with no scars, but you can make her drink the love-interest’s blood to cure her and that’s sexy.

Sex scenes should come at inappropriate moments with no privacy, no time, terrible locations, and no warning if you like. Even if the main character jumps right in the sack with the love interest, she isn’t a slut. Every character accepts this. No disease or unwanted pregnancy ever results from sex in “Vampire Chick” novels.

There is no need to complete the story or even the plot within any given book. Readers love it when you make them wait for the next book to see if the world was saved. Chop it off wherever you like. Who cares!

And that is the “formula” for the “Vampire Chick” novel! Go for it! (Wow! That was practically one all by itself!)

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A few more links

I just posted a few more publishing links! These didn’t fit in with any particular experience I’ve had, but they are excellent resources. Here they are:

Some important info for authors from a self-publishing site: http://www.authorhouse.com/AuthorResources/default.aspx

Penguin Publishing’s Author’s guide to online marketing: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pdf/misc/penguin_authors_guide_to_online_marketing_summer_2008.pdf

WikiHow’s article on self-publishing:  http://www.wikihow.com/Self-Publish-a-Book  (I especially like the “Tips” at the bottom!)

I found the link I mentioned a few posts ago about which gave me the idea for my “Think Tank”! It was tucked away in One Note “where I wouldn’t lose it”. Hehe! Silly me! I’ll put it in the article too for you later taters. http://jaynie2000.hubpages.com/hub/Publishing-Tips-for-First-Time-Authors

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Why I Love Microsoft OneNote (as a writer)

I don’t know if any of you writers out there have a “crazy train” of thought like I do, but Microsoft OneNote is something wonderful, I’m telling you! I am. Right here. (If you’ve been reading the blog, you understand about the “crazy train”.)

First of all, it is very flexible and I can put everything in one place or I can make a new notebook or a new page or a new un-filed note for whatever I want. I have a notebook for my personal book reviews with a page for Wins and a page for Fails, a page for Manga reviews, a page to list the ones I have moved to an excel spreadsheet, and another of the books I have downloaded on Overdrive (from the library in case there is one I read but didn’t review).

Reviews, by the way, have been an excellent tool for me to use my reading addiction to fuel my writing compulsion. I can remind myself with each review what was good or bad about the book and then remember to do or not to do that!

I also have a notebook for each of my books, and it is extremely useful when I need to organize my thoughts outside of Word while I am working. I am easily distracted and frequently find myself finally getting to a place in my book to change something but forgetting what that was. But! If I switch over to OneNote, where I have been “showing my work”, I can see exactly what I need to do. I can even write it there before wedging it into my manuscript.

My Disenchanted Pet notebook will be my example:

  • The first page is all about the themes I want in the book and the other deeper workings of the book.
  • The second page is an outline page. My outline is vital, but changes constantly and OneNote is flexible enough to take it.
  • The third page is random cut-and-paste content for when I take something out I want to keep, or need to organize something for the writing.
  • The fourth page is just for comments and ideas from my Think Tank, so I can keep track of comments and ideas they have made.
  • The fifth page is just for listing stuff I want to change or “tune up”
  • The sixth page is Bios of my characters, so I can be sure everybody is consistent.
  • The seventh page is actually on this blog, my list of “Things to do” for my book.
  • My author profile has the next slot, where I can put all permutations of my Author Profile blurb.
  • The eighth page is my acknowledgements, to put into the book when I publish.
  • The Ninth is my copyright page.
  • The tenth is my dedication page.
  • The eleventh is all my editing notes from my recent edit, and my responses to her comments by number.

It is so easy to add in things I want and take out things I don’t, never having to worry about saving because it somehow keeps every change without losing them. Only once did I get a “corrupt file” and lose the book reviews I had transcribed from my email to OneNote. That was the last thing I had done before the problem, but everything else was there.

The caboose for today’s crazy train will be the beauty of the dedicated email address. I set one up for myself just for my personal and writing notes, and I can email from my phone. Wherever I am, as long as I don’t forget to bring my phone, I can email my sacred email account and all my thoughts go right to my email inbox, on my laptop, where they are the most useful. TaDa! I highly recommend it even if you aren’t a writer. It works for shopping, calendar planning, bad memory, and to-do lists, among other things.

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The edit is here!

If you friended my Facebook profile, you would see that my edit came! It is a “first rough draft” edit, but after 2 months, it is glorious no matter what! I didn’t blog it yet because I had to wring all of the juice out of it as fast as possible. I know I have irritated my easy-going editor, and she appears to be irritated by my writing as well. Sigh.
I am a complete noob at this, so I could be getting played, or I could be completely unreasonable. My editor is a noob too, so that helps.
My tip: Do get a deadline. I didn’t really have one or need one, but it would have been nice to have a date forecasted instead of just winging it.

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Contracts. EEK!

I know that they are necessary and good, but contracts scare me. There is so much in them and so much that could be hidden in there or left out when it is needed. Also your language could be less specific than it needs to be. Anyway I still do them because even though everybody is nice and reasonable, misunderstandings occur and contracts protect everybody.

When I wanted one for my cover artists so that we all could keep things clear, it was really really hard to find. I could find plenty of lawyer-ish blogs about how to write one, but I don’t know how to do that! I just wanted a sample form letter-type contract that I could adjust and print. I ended up finding one on another author’s site and re-writing it for my own purposes. http://www.vajraenterprises.com/artcontract1.htm Thank You, Brian King and Vajra Enterprises, for posting this for us, the unprepared and inexperienced. I took this (Copy, Paste) and pared it down, taking out his name and company name, removing the conditions that didn’t apply to me and my artists, and then putting in my own.

It is kind of amazing that it is SO hard to get a plain old hard copy of something. Email makes us lazy! Erik, one of the artist dynamic duo, came here to use our camera and we didn’t even remember about the contract. All the more reason to get together and grill!

 

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Getting Here In The First Place

I mentioned my “Think Tank” in a previous post, and I wanted to go a little more in-depth on what that has been for me. I simply emailed and Facebooked some friends and family off of whom I mercilessly bounced my ideas. Some bounced back, some did not, and some bounced back a whole lot. I have the scars to prove it! (Just kidding…) They were invaluable in pointing out problems and asking me questions about all the nonsense I wrote. For The Disenchanted Pet, I emailed the poor wretches every chapter as I finished it. In hindsight, that was super annoying. For How To Win Friends and Influence Magicians, I plan to email the whole chunk once it is done and then ask.

Either way, they helped me hammer out the gross, slimy lumps in my story, and I got the idea to do it from a useful article online, which I can’t now locate. Sorry! The article suggested 4 to 6 trusted people who like writing and reading and who enjoy reading things in the genre you are writing. (This last one is important if you want them to finish it! I chose a few family members who couldn’t finish it or didn’t have anything to say because they didn’t have any experience with those kinds of books.)

I will give you a link or two about book cover design as a consolation. I supplied these to my wonderful cover artists, Heidi and Erik Barnett, and they did an amazing job on my cover art!

The links are for AuthorHouse’s Resources on Book Marketing, specifically Book Covers:

http://www.authorhouse.com/AuthorResources/Design.aspx

 

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This is the way we write the book, write the book, write the book…

Writing is a newly acknowledged obsession in my life. Before I got my laptop, which makes it possible to organize my kookoo thought process, I wouldn’t have been able to finish a book. I NEVER said I wanted to be a writer when I was a kid and it was a complete surprise to me. I was generally a Jack-of-all-arts-and-crafts until I had too many kids to do most of them. The survivor of Kate’s Great Arts and Crafts Drought was the writing and it stuck. This is how I became a writer. It helps me to stay sane and distance myself for a time from the chaos. I have a love/hate relationship with each one of my ideas which helps me decide what to continue writing.

I wrote my Faq page and got a little nuts about how I write a story, but it got way too long so I summarized it there. This is the whole thing:

1.   Ideas I have an idea and I NEED to write it down as soon as possible. They end up as several sentences to several paragraphs in my Microsoft One Note “Writing Ideas” tab. (I am in love with One Note.) I can’t really count all of these. It goes down somehow in whatever detail my inspiration can endure. In my basement are around 15 notebooks and journals with snippets of my writing. I use journals when I need the tactile sensation of writing, but they all get transcribed onto my laptop now so they are safe from houshold hazards (my kids). At one time many of these were used for bible study notes or as actual journals (haw haw).

2.  Documents The ideas I love get attention and grow to several pages and more. They become a Word document. There are over 100. I switch around higgledy-piggledy as inspiration strikes, loving and hating them randomly. Some of these I still won’t even think of publishing for any number of reasons. I love to try to smash themt together to get a different story altogether. When I realized that I was a writer, I greedily searched for and gathered all of these snippets I could find all over my house and amassed them onto my computer. I felt like I was hoarding treasures (one man’s trash and all).

3.Developed Documents Ideas most interesting to me get further attention and get their own tab in my “Kate’s Stories” Notebook in One Note. Some of these also have a folder full of Word documents with revisions and re-writes. A few have several ideas that I mash together successfully to make a few stories. All of these, I plan to finish and publish. There are 12 right now. There is no rhyme or reason to this, just how I feel. When they reach several chapters with most of the story already planned out in my head, they get their own tab in Microsoft One Note. These guys are worthy of completion according to the Kate-o-meter. All of these have their own Word document and some have a folder. A few of my stories have been heavily revised or rewritten. Others are conglomerations of snippets that go well together and form their own story together.

4. Manuscripts Finally I choose a special one and write it from beginning to end (usually in the summer) and it gets combed over until I feel confident, then given to my “Think Tank”–friends who love reading who give me excellent feedback and some editing. I got the advice to do this from a website (http://jaynie2000.hubpages.com/hub/Publishing-Tips-for-First-Time-Authors)  and it is A+ advice. Facebook polls gave me a lot of good feedback. Based on those, the votes of my Think Tank, and my own estimation of what is publication-worthy at the moment (which means I don’t hate it today), I choose one to work on. Last summer and this summer I “pounded out” the story, getting all the bones put together and making sure the whole tale is all written out. This is hard because I am fickle and frequently get disgusted with a story and want to delete the whole thing. I don’t, because I know it would make me sad later, but I still want to.

5. Published Book I haven’t reached this stage yet, but as soon as my editor is done and my cover artists have finished their work, I will! This step has taken longer than I estimated, but then again usually when you hand something over to others you need patience. I am also a disgustingly positive person, and so one week didn’t seem like an impossible time frame for them to finish. Oddly enough, I have a solid practical side that only chuckles at my positive side and how naive it was to think this wouldn’t take all summer. So I blog and dream of the day when my editing and my cover jpg shows up in my email inbox and I can PUBLISH!

I am fully aware that this is complete TMI but I don’t care. This is my blog :P.

Nyah Nyah!

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